A reprieve

I learned yesterday that I will commence my internship by doing a neurology rotation, which entails beginning work one week later than anticipated. Now that I know I needn't worry about having patients' lives depending upon my judgment until July 1st, I have happily resumed a life of sloth. I've spent my day sitting around, watching the NCAA Track and Field Championships on CBS, and surfing the Web -- altogether a none-too-exciting day. However, I did happen upon one choice morsel from USA track and field history. I'm sure you all remember Carl Lewis -- the man who dominated the world sprinting and long jumping scene for years? Well, he has apparently made his mark on the world in more than just the stadium. I have procured for your listening and viewing enjoyment the following video link. However, please be forewarned that this mesmerizing footage will transport you to an alternate, bizarro dimension from which you may not return. View at your own risk.

P.S. No, don't worry, it's not porno.