Tuesday, March 29, 2005

One out of seven deadly sins ain't bad



This photo of me was taken just moments ago as I reclined in my favorite tree. Seriously, I have become a sloth. I'm sleeping nine hours a night, taking naps in the afternoon, and finding it difficult to mount enough motivation even to perform basic chores such as grocery shopping. Well, I'm drawing the line... I will fight my slothfulness henceforth. So here I am, with my newly discovered will to strive (and, apparently, facility in French):

9 Comments:

At 4:33 AM, Blogger phoenix said...

Whew Ian... head to the closest spa and get yourself waxed!! If this is what happens to men when their women are away, Creator help us!!

"How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable
Seem to me all the uses of this world!
Fie on't: ah fie! 'tis an unweeded garden,
Grown to seed; things rank and gross in nature
Possess it merely." --Hamlet



Seriously though, I have been missing my daily dose of Ianism's!!

 
At 4:41 AM, Blogger An Epistemology said...

I love the sloth we have at the zoo - such a drastic contradiction to my current life.

 
At 2:37 PM, Blogger Ian said...

Phoenix -- Thanks for the concern over my hirsutism! (And for the great Shakespeare quotation). As it turns out, I've pulled out the road bike and started cranking out some miles, and my legs are actually decidedly free of hair. If my girlfriend hadn't taken the digital camera with her, I would post a picture of my shiny calves so that red-blooded men could taunt me without mercy.

Rachel -- I've often wondered if sloths are really all that slothful, or if their name has just been wrongly dragged through the mud. I take it from your observation at the zoo that Mr. Sloth does, indeed, epitomize sloth.

 
At 7:29 PM, Blogger L said...

I love sloths; they're so cute.

did you know that they move so slowly that algae grows on them?

 
At 6:02 AM, Blogger An Epistemology said...

They are really, almost painfully, slow if you are a person who moves fast all the time. Their insides from what I understand are upside down because they hang upside a lot.

 
At 10:42 AM, Blogger KarbonKountyMoos said...

Who's the guy holding the sloth? What exactly is he doing to that sloth?

 
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