Languishing somewhere among Google's top 1,820,000
I tried a simple Google search of my blog's name this morning, and much to my disappointment learned that my blog does not appear in the top 100 results for "Not rocket science." What does appear (as #100) is a site containing the words, "Penis enlargement is not rocket science." I have taken this finding to mean either that 1) my blog has not been referenced enough to compare favorably with the almost two million other sites that include the words, "not rocket science," or 2) I don't talk enough about penises. In either case, my goal is to one day enter into Google's top 100.
P.S. The actual plural of the word penis is penes, but because that fact is not generally known, the term penises can perhaps be more easily employed in text to humorous effect.
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wow... I learn something new every day
Shortly after learning the plural of penis, some friends and I also discovered that such a thing as a bifid penis exists. Of course, our conversation later degenerated to questioning whether someone with a bifid penis really qualifies as having penes (i.e. the glans being both necessary and sufficient for a penis, hence two glans signifying two penes). I have yet to find the ultimate authority on the matter -- but perhaps the niche porno industry would be a good place to start.
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